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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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