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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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