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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dexter eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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