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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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