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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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