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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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