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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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