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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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