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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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