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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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