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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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