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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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