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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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