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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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