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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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