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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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