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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Coco eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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