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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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