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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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