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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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