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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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