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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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