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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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