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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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