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Pet death
My
son
had their beloved pet
monkey 🐒
Mr
Stink
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺
a wild boar 🐗
a lynx 😺
a lion 🦁
a cheetah 😺
a cow 🐮
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an elephant 🐘
a velociraptor 🦖
a rhinoceros 🦏
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