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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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