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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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