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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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