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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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