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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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