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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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