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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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