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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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