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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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