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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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