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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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