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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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