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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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