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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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