Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.