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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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