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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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