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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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