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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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