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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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