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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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