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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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