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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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