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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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