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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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