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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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