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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Picard eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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