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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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