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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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