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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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