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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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