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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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