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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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