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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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