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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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