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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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