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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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