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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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