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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rocky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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