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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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