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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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