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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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