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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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