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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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